地点：莫妮卡和钱德勒公寓
人物：钱德勒，罗斯，莫妮卡
事件：钱德勒、罗斯和莫妮卡互揭老底，说出了每个人一直不为人知的糗事。

Chandler: You wanna tell secrets? Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!
钱德勒：你想说秘密？好吧，好吧！上大学的时候，罗斯常穿暖腿套！
Ross: All right! All right! Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-a-like contest and won!
罗斯：好啊！好啊！钱德勒去参加“瓦尼拉·艾斯明星脸”比赛，还赢了！
Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried!
钱德勒：罗斯得了第四名，还为此痛哭了！
Monica: Oh my God!
莫妮卡：噢，天啊！
Ross: Oh, is that funny? Oh, you—you find that funny? Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
罗斯：哦，觉得好玩是吗？哦，你，觉得好玩？那么，也许钱德勒也该知道一些你的秘密！
Monica: I–I already told him everything! You shush!
莫妮卡：我，我早就告诉他所有的事了！你闭嘴吧！
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box she'd made.
罗斯：有一次莫妮卡被罚不许吃饭，回房间待着，她就把自己用通心粉做的首饰盒吃掉了。
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
莫妮卡：罗斯以前每星期六都熬夜看《金发女郎》！
Ross: Monica couldn't tell time 'til she was 13!
罗斯：莫妮卡在13岁之前都不会看表！
Monica: It's hard for some people!
莫妮卡：那对有些人来说就是很难嘛！
Chandler: Of course it is. Wow—whoa!
钱德勒：当然了，当然了。我滴个老天爷呀！
Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
莫妮卡：钱德勒有一次穿着我的内裤去上班了！
Chandler: Hey!
钱德勒：嘿！