地点：钱德勒与乔伊公寓
人物：钱德勒，乔伊，莫妮卡
事件：莫妮卡和钱德勒发现瑞秋和菲比知道了他们之间的情事。

Chandler: Phoebe knows about us!
钱德勒：菲比知道我们的事了！
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
乔伊：不是我告诉她们的！
Monica: Them? Who's them?
莫妮卡：他们？“他们”是谁？
Joey: Uhhh, Phoebe and Joey.
乔伊：那个，菲比和乔伊。
Monica: Joey!
莫妮卡：乔伊！
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
乔伊：还有瑞秋。我本来想告诉你们的，但是他们让我发誓不能说！
Chandler: Oh man!
钱德勒：我的天啊！
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
乔伊：对不起！但是，嘿，现在已经结束了，是吧？因为你们可以告诉他们你们知道他们知道了，然后我也用不着守什么秘密了！
Monica: Unless...
莫妮卡：除非……
Joey: No! Not unless! Look this must end now!
乔伊：别！没有什么除非！这件事现在就得结束！
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So...
莫妮卡：哦，天啊，她们还以为自己多聪明呢，还想耍我们！但是现在他们不知道咱们知道他们知道了！所以……
Chandler: Ahh yes, the messers become the messees!
钱德勒：哦，没错！整人的现在变成被整的了！