地点：巴巴多斯某酒店餐厅
人物：迈克，戴维，钱德勒
事件：得知菲比很有可能答应戴维的求婚，迈克赶去“先下手为强”。

Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
迈克：我必须问你一句话。
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her myself.
戴维：我自己也有个问题想问她。
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
迈克：嗯，我明白，但是在你问之前，她得先听我说完。
David: OK, would you care for my seat as well?
戴维：好吧，那你要不要坐在我这儿？
Mike: Actually yeah, that'll be great.
迈克：好啊，那太好了。
David: That's fair; you've had a long trip.
戴维：这挺公平的，你刚赶了这么长的路。
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
迈克：菲比，我爱你。我是说，我这几个月都好想你，我以为我们分开是出于充分的理由，但是后来我突然意识到，没有任何理由能够充分到让我放弃和你共度余生。
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
戴维：我也想这么说来着，你抢了我的话。
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
迈克：不好意思，戴维，但是她得知道这些。
David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.
戴维：好吧，但是这事儿之后我得跟你去外面谈谈。如果雨停了的话。
Mike: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring...
迈克：你是我遇见过的最不可思议的女人。我怎么能失去你呢？现在，虽然我没有戒指……
David: I have a ring.
戴维：我有戒指。
Chandler: I wouldn't brag too much about that thing, big guy.
钱德勒：我要是你，可不会吹嘘这个，老兄。
Mike: Phoebe, will you marry me?
迈克：菲比，你愿意嫁给我吗？
Phoebe: No!
菲比：不愿意！