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What's going on? What's happening? What's with the geisha hand?
怎么回事?发生什么事了? 为什么要装害羞?
Nothing. I just had something zapped at the dermatologist's, and it looks kinda funky, and I just don't want anyone to see it right now.
没什么 我在皮肤科医生那里做了点手术 看起来有点恐怖 现在我不想任何人看到它
Grace, I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as you think it is. It's probably nothing, a little dot. Come on. Show mama.
Grace 我敢说它并没有你想的那么糟糕 也许不值一提 一个小点 让妈妈看看
Aah! Whoa! Oh! Oh, my God! Oh! Shh! Shhhhh! Karen, Will you calm down? How do you expect me to.
啊 我的天啊 嘘 Karen 冷静下来 你叫我怎么冷静下来?
Calm down when I can see its heart beating right in front of me?! Aah! Shh! Well, uh, alright. Alright, I'm sorry.
我看到它的心脏在我面前跳动 嘘 好的 好的 非常抱歉
So how long have you had the herpes? It's not herpes.
你患疱疹多久了？ 这不是疱疹
It's not even herpes adjacent. Oh, yeah? Well, it's close enough to be invited to the herpes family picnic.
它跟疱疹挨不着边 是吗? 它可以参加疱疹的家庭野餐了
It was a weird freckle, and the doctor wanted to freeze it, and then he told me that it was going to take 10 days to heal.
这是一个奇怪的雀斑 医生想要冻结它 然后他告诉我要十天才能复原
I mean, what made him assume that I could look awful for 10 days? Respond to that, and I will rub it all over your Prada. What are you lookin' at, prego?
他怎么会认为我可以丑陋十天? 因此 我要拿着你的尼龙包擦它 你在看什么 大肚婆?
Haven't you ever seen herpes before? Jeez. Fat people are so insensitive Oh, my God.
以前没见过疱疹吗? 天啊 胖子真是麻木不仁 我的天啊
Oh, my God. Would you look at it in this little toy mirror? It's gotten. bigger. It's like Barbie's dream zit. Thank God I canceled my date with Mark.
我的天啊 从这块小玩具镜照出来的样子看来 它变大了 就像芭比梦想中的青春痘 幸亏我取消了和Mark的约会
