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Erica Albright's a bitch.
艾瑞卡奥布莱特是个贱人
Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht,
是不是因为他们家族把姓氏从阿尔布雷克特改成奥布莱特？
or do you think it's becauseall BU girls are bitches?
或许波士顿女生都是贱人
For the record, she may look like a 34C,but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
看内衣标签，她的胸围确实是34C 天晓得她求内衣店的朋友帮了多少忙
She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.False advertising.The truth is, she has a nice face.
她是34B平的像个飞机场，用假尺寸骗人 不能否认她脸蛋很美
I need to do something to take my mind off her.Easy enough, except I need an idea.
我需要点时间才能忘记那张脸 很简单，想件事情做做
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m.and it's a Tuesday night?Billy.
我有点发酒疯，我承认这点 尽管现在还不到10点，也不是周末 比利
The Kirkl and facebookis open on my desktop,and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
我打开柯克兰的同学录 有些人上传了自己的看家照
Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures
比利奥森坐在那里提议把这些人的照片和牲口的照片放在一起
next to pictures of farm animal sand have people vote on who's hotter.Good call, Mr. Olson.
做个投票让大家选谁更漂亮 好主意，奥森先生
Yeah, it's on.I'm not gonna do the farm animals,but I like the idea of comparing two people together.
没错，感觉来了我不准备拿牲口的照片比 把两个人放在一起比，我喜欢这主意
It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit
很有一种人工智能的感觉 直接选择照片会更加直观
than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness, like they do on hotornot.com.
比在辣妹网上打分 更有意思
The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.
首先我们需要大量的照片
Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keepa public centralized facebook,
可惜哈佛没有给所有学生做同学录
so I'm going to have to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in.Let the hacking begin.
所以要逐一从各个宿舍楼的分站 去下载每个人的照片 黑客时间
