Show off dishes and I think everybody in secret likes a prawn cocktail.
炫耀食物,我认为每个人私下里都喜欢鸡尾虾。
Now this is our receptacle for our prawn cocktails.
这是我们鸡尾虾的容器!
Not that we're fat lads, we're just like, it's classy, isn't it?This is like a centrepiece.
并非因为我们是大胖子,我们只是有点像,造型很美不是吗?这个像是摆在餐桌中间的大餐。
First thing we make in a prawn cocktail is to fabric a seafood sauce.
做鸡尾虾的第一件事,就是做海鲜酱。
Fanny's cocktail sauce was just basically ketchup and mayo but we're going a bit more fancy than that.
鸡尾酱基本就是番茄酱和蛋黄酱,但我们还要更花哨一点
To loads of mayo add tomato puree and some good squirts of ketchup.
大量的蛋黄酱,番茄酱,番茄泥
Now our secret ingredient is the kind of often maligned and abused salad cream.
现在我们的秘密食材是一种常被毁谤的沙拉酱
It gives it a tang,it gives it a bit of a zip which is actually great with the seafood.
用它提提味增增鲜,跟海鲜很搭配,
We're also adding a few shakes of Tabasco.Woah there, Texan.
我们也加点辣椒酱。你好,德州人。
Now dill is going in our sauce.There was a wasp in your dill.Was a wasp?
现在加入莳萝。有一只黄蜂在里面。啊?
It's a kind of calming fresh taste to balance the richness.
它有种令人心神宁静的新鲜味道用来平衡油腻感。
Dill goes in there. Black pepper.I reckon it's a pretty fair seafood sauce. Shall we have a dibble?Belting. Next thing,we need seafood.
莳萝,黑胡椒。我想一定很美味 尝一下。香。接下来是海鲜。
This is the tail from said lobster, in half.龙虾的半只尾巴
Dude, there's a lady on the front row that's started to move towards us slightly as soon as we picked these tails up.Sit still, madam, sit still.
我们刚拿出龙虾,一个前排女士就往前靠了靠,要坐好。
These here are regional Norwegian frozen prawns which do have a lot of taste, great for a packet of frozen and they're great for a cocktail.
这些是普通的挪威冻虾,很有味道,买包冷冻的,很适合做鸡尾虾
Amazingly it was the Berni Inn that really made cocktails popular in the UK.
是伯尼饭店真正让鸡尾虾在英国受到欢迎,很令人惊奇
Making these little pink wonders the byword in '70s chic.
让这些小东西成了70年代的时髦品
Now we apply the seafood sauce.And a top tip from Fanny Craddock was to actually just put a little bit of salt through your seafood while adding the sauce.
现在加入酱,重要诀窍,往海鲜中放入少许的盐巴,同时拌入酱汁,
Look at that. I would say that's about the right kind of consistency.It's horrible. You'll not like it.
你看看,这种粘稠度恰到好处。很难吃,你们不会喜欢的
This salad for our cocktail is a straightforward mix of little gem lettuce and tiny cherry tomatoes called tomberries.
我们要用到小叶生菜和番茄莓。
You start off with a bed of your little gem and tomberries.
先在底层放入小叶生菜和番茄莓。
Look at that.Now we put a layer of sauce on.
快看。现在放一层酱
This dish is like being on your holidays.It is. It's great.
这道菜肴像是在度假
As you can see, the tomberries are just shining through.Look at that, I've got a cluster.
你能看到番茄莓在发出光芒 快看,我们有一整串
I mean, this is showing off. It is.Because we can.
这真的是炫耀食物,因为我们可以
And look, I've got his little dressage of snozzers, look.Fabulous. Hello.
快看,我让他来点骑术动作。很棒。
That's what a lobster would talk like wouldn't it, if it could speak?Oh, hello,I'm a lobster.
这就是一个龙虾如果会说话说话的样子。你好,我是个龙虾
You know how you used to hang the prawn over the side of the glass?
就如同你会在玻璃杯上挂只明虾
Look at that, it's like the FA Cup.
你看就像是足总杯
Newcastle will never know what that looks like.You joke!
纽卡斯尔队永远也得不到足总杯 你闭嘴
Of course, we about Barrow and Furnace being you know, in the Champions League.
我们知道巴尔罗因福涅斯是什么样,你也看欧冠的
Bet you've never seen a prawn cocktail like this before have you?
保证你没见过这样的鸡尾虾沙拉
I don't think the planet's seen a prawn cocktail like it!
全世界的人都没看过
Have you noticed now that every cookery programme you do,they put the prices, don't they?
你没注意到你做过的厨艺节目都会标价吗?
"And this is great, you can feed a family of four and it works out at 3.99 a portion."
这个很棒,够一家四口吃,每份只要3.99
This is great, you can feed two people and it works out at 187.50.Per portion.
这份够两个人吃,一共187.5元
Do you think we've overdone it?Oh, yeah, it's great.
我做的过分吗 做得太棒了!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, that's us showing off.That's a prawn cocktail.I've got me finger stuck.
女士们先生们,炫耀食物,鸡尾虾。我的手指被虾夹着了。