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Unhappy Prisoners
生气的犯人
“Where is the mustard?” asked a prisoner. “There is no mustard,” said the cook. “We ran out of mustard. We have no more mustard. We’ll get more mustard tomorrow.” The prisoner looked at his hot dog. A hot dog without mustard is not a hot dog. “I can’t eat this hot dog without mustard!” he yelled. “A hot dog without mustard is not a hot dog. I want some mustard!” The other prisoners heard him yelling. They started yelling, too. “We want mustard! We want mustard!” The cook said, “Shut up! Eat your hot dogs! We have plenty of mayonnaise. Put mayonnaise on your hot dogs.” The prisoners were angry. “Don’t tell us to shut up!” they yelled. They threw their hot dogs at the cook. They threw their hot dogs at the guards. They threw their hot dogs at one another. They threw their hot dogs without mustard everywhere.
犯人问道：“芥末酱在哪？”厨师说：“没有芥末酱，芥末酱吃完了，没有剩余了。明天会有更多的芥末酱。”犯人看着他的热狗。没有芥末酱的热狗不是热狗。他叫嚷到：“没有芥末酱我无法下咽！”没有芥末酱的热狗不是热狗。我要芥末酱！其他犯人听到了他的叫声。他们也开始叫嚷起来。我们要芥末酱。要芥末酱！厨师说：“闭嘴！吃你们的热狗！我们有许多蛋黄酱。在热狗上涂抹蛋黄酱。”犯人非常生气。他们叫嚷到：“不要叫我们闭嘴。他们将热狗扔给了厨师。他们将热狗扔给了警卫。扔给了对方。将没有芥末酱的热狗乱扔一气。
译文属可可英语原创，未经允许，不得转载。
