And Where Did You Meet Your Wife?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished,
理发师刮完他们的胡子后,
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不,不,”第一个先生说。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
“我太太会以为我去过妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
“我没关系,”另一个先生说道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
“我太太从没在妓院待过!”