地点：莫妮卡公寓
人物：钱德勒，乔伊，莫妮卡，瑞秋，菲比
事件：钱德勒和乔伊看球赛回来，发现女生们已经偷偷地换了公寓。

Chandler: Those were like the best seats ever.
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? You know, like a peace offering.
Chandler: Yeah, that's very nice. Plus, you know they were free and they're too small. Oh, God!
Joey: Hey, want a beer? Whoa!
Chandler: Open up! Open up! Open up!
Monica: We'll discuss it in the morning!
Rachel: We took our apartment back!
Phoebe: I had nothing to do with it. Okay, it was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.
Chandler: We are switching back, right now!
Monica: No, we're not! We're not leaving!
Chandler: Well, you're gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, we're switching it back! There's nothing you can do to stop us!
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler: Oh no–no–no, no more offers. You can't offer anything to us!
Rachel: Let us keep the apartment and…
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.