Keke Funny Moment
可可轻松一刻
Three Surgeons
三个外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."
“一个人断了一只手,他来找我,”一个说,“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。”
"That's nothing," said another.
“这算不了什么,”另一个说。
"A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
“一个家伙两条腿断了,他来找我,我将它们接了回去。如今,那人是马拉松选手。”
"I can top both of you," said the third.
“我比你们两个都强,”第三个说,
"One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident.
“一天,我碰到一起可怕的车祸。
There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses.
除了一个马屁股,和一幅眼睛,什么都没有留下。
Today that man is seated in United States Senate."
如今,那人坐在美国参议院里。”
Notes:
1.brag
vt.& vi. 自大,吹嘘;自夸,夸口说
n. 自夸;吹牛的人;傲慢的态度;[游戏]类似于扑克的一种纸牌游戏
adj. 第一流的,极好的;〈罕〉活泼的
常见搭配:
Texas brag
大话, 吹牛(Texas 从前是美国第一大州)
brag and boast
自吹自擂
Brag is a good dog, but foldfast is a better.
能说当然好, 但能做更好。
2.stitch
n. (缝纫或编织中的)一针;缝法;衣服;(缝合伤口的)缝线
vt. 缝;缝补;缝合裂口;缝缀
vi. 缝针,缝纫
常见搭配:
a stitch in time
及时处理
A stitch in time saves nine.
[谚]小洞不补, 大洞 吃苦; 及时处理, 事半功倍。
a stitch of
[口][多用于否定句]一点儿的...
in stitches
大笑不止, 禁不住大笑
3.on the scene
<口>出现,到场,在场
eg.
There were many policemen on the scene of the accident.
事故现场来了许多警察。
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