烤乳猪 roast pig

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”

1.A gentleman was invited for dinner.
这句话中出现了一个词组，be invited for：
sb. be invited for doing sth.
sb. be invited for sth.
意思是某人被邀请做某事
eg：Jack was invited for giving a lecture yesterday morning.
区分一下be invited to do sth：被邀请某项活动
Sean was invited to the project as the partner.肖恩以搭档的身份被邀请去了那个项目。

2.roast
vt.& vi.烤，烘，焙
vt.嘲讽，挖苦
n.烤肉；户外烧烤野餐
adj.烤好的，烤制的
eg：I thought I'd do a roast for dinner.
晚饭我想要做顿烤肉。
注：roasted意思是烤好的，文章中后面会出现。

3.fake
fake和disguise和fabricate的区别。
fake是假的的意思，disguise是伪装，假装的意思，fabricate是编造的意思，大多是编造不存在的事物，比如说编造根部不曾存在的理由，托辞等等。