美剧随身听之老爸老妈的浪漫史 第2篇

[00:01.00]It was way back in 2005,
[00:03.30]I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect
[00:06.07]and Iiving in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college,
[00:09.18]My Iife was good,
[00:10.41]And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up,
[00:14.35]Will you marry me?
[00:16.68]Yes. Perfect.
[00:18.05]And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast,
[00:20.92]you have sex on the kitchen floor.
[00:23.02]-Don't have sex on our kitchen floor. -Got it.
[00:25.49]Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.
[00:27.09]Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.
[00:29.56]I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.
[00:32.00]The night you met, your first date, other first things.
[00:37.24]Yeah, sorry, we thought you were asleep.
[00:39.67]It's physics, Marshall.
[00:40.91]If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.
[00:45.38]My God, you're getting engaged tonight.
[00:49.98]Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
[00:53.32]What was I doing? Here, Uncle Marshall
[00:55.82]was taking the biggest step ofhis Iife, And me?
[00:58.46]I'm calling up your Uncle Barney,
[01:00.79]Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls?
[01:05.13]Well, now I've got a new favorite. Lebanese girls.
[01:09.27]Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.
[01:12.04]Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
[01:13.74]Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!