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[00:02.06]- No, I'm not.
 [00:03.25]You make weird faces, honey.
 [00:05.65]- Do you have to read at the table?
 [00:07.94]- Uh
 [00:08.21]-huh. Yeah.
 [00:09.13]Smaller bites, Dash. Yikes!
 [00:11.98]Bob, could you help
 [00:13.08]the carnivore cut his meat.
 [00:15.66]Dash, you have something you
 [00:17.54]wanna tell your father about school?
 [00:20.18]- Well, we dissected a frog.
 [00:21.72]- Dash got sent to the office again.
 [00:23.90]- Good. Good.
 [00:24.75]- No, Bob, that's bad.
 [00:26.42]- What?
 [00:26.89]- Dash got sent to the office again.
 [00:29.54]- What?! What for?
 [00:30.59]- Nothing.
 [00:31.38]He put a tack on the teacher's chair...
 [00:33.40]during class.
 [00:34.26]Nobody saw me.
 [00:34.95]You could barely see it on the tape.
 [00:36.90]They caught you on tape
 [00:38.03]and you still got away with it? Whoa!
 [00:40.02]You must have been booking.
 [00:41.24]How fast were you going?
 [00:42.50]We are not encouraging this.
 [00:44.10]I'm not, I'm just asking how fast...
 [00:46.18]Honey!
 [00:49.98]Great. First the car,
 [00:51.01]now I gotta pay to fix the table...
 [00:52.90]What happened to the car?
 [00:55.70]Here. I'm getting a new plate.
 [00:59.62]So, how about you, Vi?
 [01:00.73]How was school?
 [01:01.66]- Nothing to report.
 [01:02.62]- You've hardly touched your food.
 [01:04.42]- I'm not hungry for meatloaf.
 [01:06.13]- Well, it is leftover night.
 [01:07.98]We have steak, pasta...
 [01:09.31]What are you hungry for?
 [01:10.90]- Tony Rydinger.
 [01:12.39]- Shut up.
 [01:13.58]- Well, you are.
 [01:14.42]- I said, shut up, you little insect.
 [01:16.54]- Well, she is.
 [01:17.34]- Do not shout at the table.
 [01:19.02]- Honey!
 [01:19.68]- Kids! Listen to your mother.
 [01:23.02]She'd eat if we were having Tony loaf.
 [01:25.98]That's it!
 [01:27.50]Stop it!
 [01:29.46]- You're gonna be toast!
 [01:31.06]- Stop running in the house.
 [01:33.70]Sit down!
 [01:35.78]- Hey, no force fields!
 [01:37.19]- You started it.
 [01:38.42]You sit down! You sit down!
 [01:40.98]Violet!
 [01:49.06]"Simon J. Paladino,
 [01:50.86]longtime advocate of superhero rights,
 [01:53.76]is missing"?
 [01:54.86]- Gazerbeam.
 [01:56.21]- Bob! It's time to engage.
 [01:59.51]Do something!
 [02:00.29]Don't just stand there!
 [02:01.87]- I need you to intervene!
 [02:03.04]- You want me to intervene?
 [02:04.43]Okay. I'm intervening!
 [02:07.99]Violet, let go of your brother.
 [02:10.23]Hello?
 [02:12.55]Get the door.
 [02:14.71]- Hey, Lucius!
 [02:15.65]- Hey, Speedo. Helen, Vi, Jack
 [02:17.65]-Jack.
 [02:18.27]- Ice of you to drop by.
 [02:19.66]- Ha! Never heard that one before.
 [02:21.83]- Lucius!
 [02:23.01]- Whoa!
 [02:27.63]- Ha, ha.
 [02:28.53]- Oh!
 [02:29.27]- I like it when it shatters.
 [02:30.67]- I'll be back later.
 [02:31.83]- Where are you two going?
 [02:33.24]- It's Wednesday.
 [02:34.35]Bowling night.
 [02:35.21]Say hello to Honey for me, Lucius.
 [02:37.51]Will do. Good night, Helen.
 [02:39.04]Good night, kids.
 [02:43.31]Don't think you've avoided
 [02:44.74]talking about the principal's office.
 [02:46.95]Your father and I
 [02:47.73]are still gonna discuss it.
 [02:49.15]I'm not the only kid who's
 [02:50.57]been sent to the office.
 [02:52.03]Other kids don't have superpowers.
 [02:53.95]- Now, it's perfectly normal...
 [02:55.57]- What do you know about normal?
 [02:57.43]What does anyone
 [02:58.23]in this family know about normal?
 [03:00.07]- Now, wait a minute, young lady.
 [03:01.86]- We act normal. I wanna be normal.
 [03:03.95]The only normal one is Jack-Jack,
 [03:05.80]and he's not even toilet trained.
 [03:07.83]Lucky.
 [03:10.87]I meant about being normal.
 [03:15.59]So now I'm in deep trouble.
 [03:17.59]I mean, one more jolt of this
 [03:19.03]death ray and I'm an epitaph.
 [03:20.63]Somehow I managed to find cover.
 [03:22.13]What does Baron Von Ruthless do?
 [03:23.79]- He starts monologuing.
 [03:25.18]- He starts monologuing.
 [03:26.71]He starts this prepared speech
 [03:28.33]about how feeble I am compared to him.
 [03:30.55]How inevitable my defeat is, the world
 [03:32.64]will soon be his. Yada, yada, yada.
 [03:34.75]- Yammering.
 [03:35.38]- Yammering.
 [03:36.20]I mean, the guy has me
 [03:37.32]on a platter, and he won't shut up.
 [03:39.28]- Municiberg, we have a 23
 [03:40.87]-56...
 [03:41.37]- 23
 [03:41.59]-56, what is that?
 [03:42.80]- Robbery?
 [03:43.49]- This is just sad.
 [03:45.04]- Want to catch a robber?
 [03:46.51]- No.
 [03:46.96]Tell you the truth,
 [03:48.04]I'd rather go bowling.
 [03:49.48]Look, what if we actually did
 [03:51.42]what our wives think we're doing?
 [03:53.84]Just to shake things up.
 [03:55.40]He's not alone.
 [03:56.86]The fat guy's still with him.
 [03:59.96]They're just talking.
 [04:02.28]- What are we doing here?
 [04:03.87]- Protecting people.
 [04:05.36]- Nobody asked us.
 [04:06.24]- You need an invitation?
 [04:07.64]I'd like one, yes. We keep
 [04:09.15]sneaking out to do this, and...