[by:可可英语～www.utensil-race.com]
[00:00:35]Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
哇，太酷了，你们看。全城停电！
[00:06:03]Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
我妈说Manhattan全部停了Brooklyn区和Queens区部分停电，而且还不知道什么时候来电。
[00:10:32]Wow, you guys, this is big.
哇，你们（看），这可是大事。
[00:12:51]Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. 
长裤和运动衫？为什么，妈？大停电的时候还要我去见谁？电力公司的家伙？年龄合适的抢劫犯？我们可以以后再说这个吗？好了。
[00:20:01]Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number?
能借用一下电话吗？我想打回去问问我奶奶怎么样。我的号码是多少？
[00:25:19]Well, I never call me.
恩，我从来就不给我自己打电话。
[00:29:11]Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.
哦，我的天，那是“维多利亚秘密”的模特。叫什么……什么Goodacre。
[00:32:13]Hi Mom, it's Jill.
嗨妈，我是Jill。
[00:35:23]She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium.
她说对了，是Jill Goodacre。哦我的天，我和Jill Goodacre一起被关在银行取款机室！是前厅吗？也许中厅。
[00:42:43]Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot!
哦，是啊，要关心的就是这个，笨蛋！
[00:44:07]I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.
对，我很好。我刚被困在银行了，在一个取款机室里。
[00:52:15]Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.
Jill说前厅……我也要说前厅。
[00:57:34]I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy. 
我很好。不，不只我一个……我不认识，一个男的。
[01:01:06]Oh! Some guy. Some guy. Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
哦！一个男的，一个男的。嗨，Jill，我昨晚看到你和一个男的在一起哦。对，是一个男的。
[01:06:44]Hi everyone. And officiating at tonight's black out, is Rabbi Tribbiani.
大家好。今晚这个停电夜的祭司，是Rabbi Tribbiani。
[01:10:03]Well, Chandler's old roommate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
恩，Chandler的旧室友是个犹太人，我们只有这些蜡烛，所以……祝大家光明节快乐。
[01:18:45]Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
哦，看。丑裸男点亮了几根蜡烛。
[01:25:16]That had to hurt!
肯定疼死了！
[01:27:04]Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile!
好吧，好吧，好吧。已经14分半钟了而你还是没有说一个字。哦上帝，做点什么吧。只是打个招呼，微笑！
[01:51:57]There you go!
这不就行了！
[01:59:23]You're definitely scaring her.
你明显吓到她了。
[02:00:08]Hello? Oh, hi mom. Mom! Mom you're tripping .Dexter is a dog, the black out is scaring him. You'd pee in dad's shoes too if you didn't know what's going on. All right, call me back. Mother's.
喂？妈妈。妈，妈妈！你吓坏了！Dexter是一条狗，停电把它吓坏了。如果你不知道，你也可以尿在爸爸的鞋子里他不知道发生了什么。好吧，给我回电话。妈妈。
[02:02:41]Yeah, Atta boy! A word. That wasn't so hard. Mother's. Yeah! Mother's Yeah! Perfect. Don't smile.
是啊，好小伙。一个词。这样不坏，是的，妈妈！妈妈！是的，完美！不要笑。
[02:14:18]Would you like to call somebody? 
你要不要给谁打个电话？
[02:19:06]Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. 
是啊，（想告诉）大概300个高中同学。好的，谢谢。